Camel-toe Cougars

SPOTTED OUT at a heaving hot & sexy Cape Town night club, were a few of Africa’s Big Five and sum; rhinoplastycougar draped in leopard print & male cheaters’. Not to mention …um…er… a serious dose of camel-toe.

What the fuck happened to dress code & age restriction?

Denial ?

The up side ?… if you drink enough, the – cut & paste- Cougar National Park will appear to be fuck-able.The downside? When you come out of your alcohol-induced-amnesia-trip (hugging last nights shtup), … chances are.. you will experience a severe case of POD; post orgasmic disgust.    



 

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